BEAUTIFUL STRANGERS

The first picture taken of my new hairdo. Look at my barbie doll, aint she the sweetest thing! I picked her up from Mattel.co (batteries not included).

pictures posting

i have been too lazy to blog these days. My cardiff bitch kept nagging non-stop about my inconsistency. im simply not bothered. To think about it, we talked everyday on Skype except for a day or two when i went to KL and then she went to london to visit her gay fren. She is the first one to be informed of the Maharaja's whereabouts, the scandalous affairs of the Maharaja, the diet regime that the Maharaja has been talking about, EVERYTHING about the Maharaja, the cardiff bitch knows it all!

Break Time!

Finally, im having a break!!! Though its just a short trip to KL but im gonna have FUN! The thought of shopping till i drop, having a gastronomic adventure; i cant sit still for a sec! I WANT TO GO NOW. hmpf...Saying about that, Xmas is round the corner and i hope my BROTHERS have already made plans and i guess we are going to PARTY PARTY PARTY!!! ooops, i hope i wont end up in the toilet like caleb...heheh..Till then, MERRY XMAS AND A HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!!!


My brother Caleb, who is a great buddy INDEED! He sticks to his promise to make me drunk (even when im puking away like a merlion)
He came close with a jug in his hand and said: Yo Brother, Come drink this, it will make you feel better! Lai, Lim ar! Steady steady!

This guy is crazy! Oh ya, Caleb frequents DBLO so much machiam he is the shareholder man! Nevertheless, he is a super nice guy and dont you think he is the tanner, skinnier and blurrer CHEN XIAO DONG!!!


Never mess with Mad Cally! He is an ANIMAL! the wildest one too. My fave joker in our fraternity! And yes his AMNESIA really drives us crazy most times! Say, when we are playing mahjong at his place:

in the midst of 'washing' tiles

CaL: Who zeng ar?

Me: Me. ( then i throw the dice )

Happily, we took our tiles and before you know it;

Cal goes: Who zeng ar?

Thats Kenny behind me! He just got back from Perth and we dragged him to zouk!!! Woohooo....we had fun man! The boys were out to get him that night and DONT KNOW why i became his scapegoat!!!!Wah Lau! #@&*$@%

But then again, this brother of mine damn good ar! He sent me home that night man, even though he aint any better off. We still made it back home in one complete piece ya. Thanks BRO!



Oritey! calling my Cardiff Bitch now! Tataz

joke of the day

Joke of the day (satu)

*at the canteen*

Chloe: *looking at Miss Tiong* Oh, Angie is an officer.
MT : Yah, she works in the office.
Chloe: ... ... ... ... ... *speechless*

We laughed till our tears flow man. Miss tiong is a naturale.

Joke of the day (dua)

*getting pass the JB customs*

scenario: im strapped in front with colin and our dear Ms Jaffy Goh is resting at the rear of Colin's new baby RX8.

Jaffy: eh, later you all put my passport last (shes holding the blue passport) hor.

Me and Colin: why leh? ( we thought there must be some special reason )

Jaffy: Oh, so that they can chop you all the passports first lo. *giving us the innocent look*

Me and Colin: Oh....so des ne! Wow, its a world record! We saved 0.00012548645 secs!

The Encik behind the glass thinks we are CRAZY man as he goes "chopping" away and we goes cheering away.

They made my day though :)

Coming to terms.

I have been getting those funny feelings again whenever dusk sets in. Been having late nights, been working too hard, been neglecting the ones who love me, been taking things for granted, been lost and distraught....I need some time to myself. that's all. To my friends, sorry if i have not been picking up calls, replying to messages. I will make it up alright.

MY BAND OF BROTHERS

we have been through thick and thin. tested the time of friendship. shared our weals and woes. we do have quarrelsome days but often our disputes are cleared almost immediately. you guys are the best!

Keep it going even when we need dentures to chew, walking sticks to keep us from falling, shouting loudly so that we can HEAR each other, balding hair...in fact anything to keep the brotherhood!

We will RAWK the world with our might and gusto!

MY DARLINGS

You gals are god-send!Thanks for everything through the years. I know i have been neglecting you gals. Im SORRY! I LOVE YOU GALS!

Man Man, sorry for not being able to celebrate your birthday this year.

Lover, sorry for not being able to attend most of the outings you gals plan.

Elaine, sorry for not being able to be there for you when baby shyann is born.

Baby Shyann, sorry for not being there when you came to this world.

MY MACHO MARY

molly molly molly molly!

I miss you a great deal! now we can only chat through Skype and only being able to see you in that fitting of 10 x 10.


Thanks for bearing with my rants and whines. You are one who aint afraid to sound crude and kill me with those "stab in the heart" advices. I appreciate those ruthless stabbings though.

Etch this in your head, I'M WITH YOU!

dont mess with them

--------------AMY BABY------------------

Our very own Miss Causeway point!!!!!!!!!!
amy baby definitely knows how to take her kopi latte, she slurps and goes Ahhhhhhhh...."shiok ar" well, thats her daily morning crap. she is the peacemaker amongst us, however she often ends up getting engulfed in our endless childish, vying for attention squabbles ( mostly initiated from Selfish Ong ). thats our dear amy, so tall so pretty so cute and quite smart!


------------------BEST FRIEND-----------------
she hails from Quality. her meek exterior puts you off-guard, and im telling you this is one BIG mistake. she is a suede decision maker who delivers as promised. those who werent in her good books, this sweet thing sure can kick some tight asses man.
Oritey, best friend, remember our date at our all time favourite COCONUT TREE yah :p




---------------------MISS TIONG-------------------

i lost the PIC of the century which depicts miss tiong in the most surreal manner. her Zzzzzing away in the bus. miss tiong dont like it when we call her miss tiong. she wants us to address her as
TIONG LE-PHING JOY. for the benefit of some, Tiong is the same as tiong bahru, Le Phing ( she wants us to pronounce it the french way, like le-femme etc...) miss tiong is constantly the butt of our jokes, the bespectacled her is oblivious to the real world!


Some starters to begin with. i will post and do some more write-ups about these workmates/playmates of mine.

The Wrath Of MahaRaja

i have had it!

It has been a pretty rough month eversince Amy Baby abandons me and cuddles her way into the arms of the Quality Folks. Nah, im not envious. Am just bored. No one to wrestle with, no one to whine at, no one to give me Shiastu massage and no one to bug at ANYMORE!

And to make matters worse, my boss got me an assistant who needs my assistance! Tell me about it *rolls eyes* Well, not to jump right into the stove, let me give you some history about my assistant. We both joined the company as trainees and were employed as staff after going through stringent levels of selection. you must be wondering how did she make it so far yah. Beats me! Our working styles are as different as day and night, chalk and cheese, hotdogs and bulldogs, err..where do i get that?! Anyhow, you guys get the drift yah. We are that DIFFERENT! Im not shooting her down, given her demure and meek persona, the Engineering sector aint her playground man. She should take her kite and fly it elsewhere, somewhere that her kite can soar high in the clear blue sky.

Okay, back to reality. She hurt her hand and was given 2 months of light duty and my "ingenious" boss rope her in to aid me. The first two weeks were still alright, i mean, looking at her condition plus her swollen hand, anyone with a heart wouldnt get her to do anything. Basically, i only need her to help me with some data entry and generation of documents. Im now juggling with a few projects and has not much free time to plan her training route. So i will try to teach her as and when i have a window. Yet to mention, theres a thin fine line to being meticulous and SLOW. She fits comfortably in the latter and it does impede the training path. Her lack of independency, judgement and urgency are the "not to possess" in my area of scope. Let me cite a few instances:

me: Can you help me to photostat the MasterCopy of this procedure so that i can issue it to the guys on the field? ( that day, the xerox machine died on us so she gotta get out of the office)

she: *looking at the clock* she started packing up.

me: *shoots her a puzzled look* eh, what you doing?

she: Oh, its 11 plus, so i thot i go for lunch then zap the copies later lo.

me: We are talking about MasterCopy here le, and the guys need the copies to run the operation.

she: err..okay lo. i go now.

This aint that bad. The one that made me lost my cool...read on

me: eh, can help me print the BIS reports? i show you how.

she: okay.

me: (us sitting infront of the terminal, looking at the screen) I went through this with you before right, anyway, just recap abit okay. So now what are the critical factors that you must look out for before printing? ( me pointing at the screen )

she: i remember you said the cover page must reflect the 6 modules that have been performed then can print.

me: good. oh yah, plus you must look at the start and end time, it should not show "in progress" okay. If it does and the 6 modules are already completed then you call the Sups and get them to clear the Batch Id in the field so that the system will reflect the updated status.

she: Okay. can. ( jotting notes down)

me: alright. anything just call me. ( i regret saying this )

Within that short frame of half an hour, she shouted for me umpteen times for the slightest thing! e.g Getting a tiny piece of paper stuck in the lourves of the printer tray, topping up the toner, clearing the jammed papers etc..

After an hour, she came out of the room sighing away. Grumbling about the faulty printer. Then she told me that while she was clearing the blank sheets (the faulty printer went crazy and started printing chunks of paper) in between the reports, she overlook a sheet with data and chuck it back into the tray. There goes another report's having double prints! This is not the worse, i told her its okay since the printer goes coo coo, we cant do much about it. I do not have access to re-print so i gotta call my dear friend TS for help as he is the administrator.

With my well-developed communication skills and enhanced personal relations, its quite easy to get things fixed......till i saw TS's email.

hey,

report 4 re-printed. i cant re-print report 7 since not all modules are completed.

I was like "What the HECK" i turned and ask her "how did you print report 6 and 7 because TS said the modules are not completed." ( she printed in all 7 reports)

she: err.. i saw the start and end time mah. so thot all completed.

Me: you knew that we can only PRINT if only and only the 6 modules are done right! you pin-point that to me just now!

she: err...sorry, i thot...( i cut her off)

Then i have to call dear TS again, to let him know as only he can re-print. Then my dear KiKi who is sitting beside me( my ally against Selfish Ong) jokingly told her , " See, blame you leh."
Then she came to my table and starts mumbling " shi wo de cuo, shi wo de cuo" Then she told me she go the dustbin and check for those discarded pieces and see if there are any other reports impacted when the papers were jammed. I couldnt take any more of this shit, i did raise my voice "No point rummaging, wait for the Sups to review, we cant do anything anyway!"


Im keeping my fingers crossed.

Im feeling the Zzzz monster attacking me, still gotta call molly. Alright, i will tell you all more about KiKi, Selfish Ong, Amy Baby and my clique in the next entry.

Ditto.